Say it just like the Soup Nazi from Seinfeld:
No POOP for YOU!
I haven't pooped in eight days.
Yes, you are reading the right blog.
Little Miss Diarrhea has not pooped in eight days.
I am loving this!
No, I am not going to call my doctor.
No, I am not in any pain.
No, I do not have a fever.
No, I do not think there is anything 'wrong'.
My bowels used to be like this 'before' I had Crohn's.
So this is an awesome sign.
Our current protocol continues to work.
I am loving 'NOT' pooping.
No Poop for ME!